Welcome to the future! Where beauty queens turn into biomass, hands grow seven fingers, and the Coke truck changes appearance every shot. This is cinema, baby!
Join the LinkedIn grifters, the crypto-to-prompting pipeline, and the panels of the same 10 people declaring “Future of Cinema” while Flux melts your GPU and CivitAI gets debanked. And don’t forget to spend three hours generating fake BTS folders to justify the production cost to client!
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A darkly theatrical satirical carnival journey through 2025’s AI chaos, from creepy waltz to manic circus energy. It’s content! It’s volume! Can’t you see?
Generate. Hallucinate. Litigate. Repeat!
The “Future of Cinema” Workflow:
- Images: Z-Image Turbo / Google Nano Banana Pro
- Motion: Seedance 1.0 Pro / Kling AI 2.6 (I2V with motion prompts)
- Song: Suno v5
- Upscaling: Topaz Video AI
- Grading/Editing: DaVinci Resolve
- Multi angle shots: DorLabs.ai
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