Introducing EcoMeat™ — the world’s first plant-based protein made entirely from… other plant-based proteins. Why grow new fake meat when you can upcycle yesterday’s leftovers into something even less recognizable? Our meatless meat is sustainably rehydrated, remolded, and questionably reheated — for a future that’s confusing, chewy, and possibly nutritious.
💡 Zero animals. Infinite confusion.
🔄 Made from 100% former Impossible™, Beyond™, and tofu byproducts
📉 Accuracy tested by three confused interns EcoMeat™ – The Future Has Been Reheated.
AI-generated, human-edited parody commercial. All video footage generated with Google Veo 2/3. Narrator voice generated using ElevenLabs.